Alexander Williams

In the Fall of 2007, the game "Portal" by Valve exploded all over the Great Interbutt. One of the best features of the game is "Still Alive," the original Jonathan Coulton song you get to hear as a reward for winning. Sung from the point of view of GLaDOS, the game's passive-aggressive AI character, it has become a huge 'net hit. Screengrabs of the game's ending and song can be found on YouTube. At the risk of becoming The Guy Who Parodies JoCo, Rob Balder asks the musical question: "Why should GLaDOS be the only end boss who gets a song?"